Bob Dylan & The Beatles...

C "Bob Dylan's English right?"

L "... nope. American."

C "Then why does he talk like that?"

L "Because he's a weirdo?"

C "Okay, well.. he liked the Beatles and they're definitely American.."

L "What? NO. The Beatles are English"

C "Whatever." *goes back to studying*

November 23

C "You really need to turn down the bitch today... what you really need is to get laid. Seriously. Just go out to a bar or pub, okay maybe Maudes, walk up to a table of guys and just say; 'Okay so I don't have any money on me but I really want to get drunk and get laid so who wants to get it in?' seriously. it would work. I promise."

L "I don't think I want to do that.."

C " Trust me. My plan is flawless. It will work. and if it doesn't I can always call my buddy he'd wine & dine you.. He'd probably hook you up with good drugs too. buuuuut you might want to be less of a bitch just sayin''"

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in response to me having a bad day.

SO MANY OPTIONS!

#besties4lyfe